somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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