No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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