That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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