The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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