Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I have peed in a lot of sinks
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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