Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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