At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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