Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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