so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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