Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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