Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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