I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
