I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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