You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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