There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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