drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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