have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
