East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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