Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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