Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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