Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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