Can Purell be used as lube?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize