So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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