I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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