i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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