I love black thongs
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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