Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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