You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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