Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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