I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
please don't ironically join a cult
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