This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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