Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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