Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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