My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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