so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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