Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Who died my cat blue again?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
