fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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