is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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