Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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