you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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