Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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