Yo dont text me then not text me
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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