ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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