In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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