I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I stole a fireplace last night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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