FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
