You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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