Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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