I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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