he thought i was a dude.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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