my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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