She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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