Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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