so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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