Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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