I just saw a hot homeless man
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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